December 2009
56 posts
Catch Me
I feel like it’s almost over. But I turn around and you’re there again, and the pain surges through me once more. I have so much to say to you, but you’re not worth the breath when it comes down to it. I can overlook the other things you’ve done to me, but not this.
It’s fucking mind boggling.
And that’s really all I can write. If I think about it hard enough,...
Let's Get Real Here
You’re not straight, you’re not curious. Your name isn’t Skyler, and you’re not from the “GTA”.
You’re gay. I don’t know what the fuck your name is, and I’m sure you’re from the UK.
And I have no idea how the hell you got my MSN, or why you’re talking to me.
The Group of You
On DailyBooth. You’re all straight. But gay. But straight. But totally fucking gay. But… straight? I don’t fucking know.
All I know is that trying to figure it out is frustrating as hell.
Oh, and you’re gay.
The Icing
Me: Idk. Whatever. Asshole didn't even apologize for being an asshole. The porn thing is just the shit-flavoured icing on the vomit cake.
Friend: Well, toss out of the cake then. And go have ice creams.
Me: But who wants to touch the vomit cake? You kind of want to leave it there, in the hopes that it will un-regurgitate itself.
Wanted:
Male between the ages 18 and 22 who:
Is tall, between 5’10” and 6’2”
Has preferably dark hair, shorter (if longer, styled very well)
Has light eyes, few exceptions
Has a toned body
HAS KILLER TEETH AND SMILE
Likes Indian and Thai food, loves sushi
Favourite season is fall
Has great style
Is a very talented kisser
Doesn’t mind my ridiculous sense of humour
...
I'd Rant
And bitch and scream and post about you if you weren’t following me on every fucking website that I’m subscribed to. Get your own God damn life.
Two Hundred
Followers on DailyBooth, officially.
AWESOME!
Dear gay community,
colinh:
Please stop harassing me. I am straight. I DO NOT have anything against you. If you do anything sexual involving my pictures, please do not tell me about it.
I’m just a kid.
Why are you doing this?
I am so fucking disappointed in you.
Right Now
I miss my 150 tumblarity.
I am addicted to BBM.
I want to be with my best friend(s).
I’m listening to the Spice Girls.
I am trying not to think about school.
I have no plans for New Years.
And I’m wearing slippers.
But it's Christmas Eve
So I’m going to celebrate with my dad and grandparents.
I’m in a bad mood once again, because I know if my brother and sister ever want to bring their significant others to my grandparents place, they’re welcome to do so.
I’m not.
Pillow Talk
There’s a space beside me in bed right now. There might as well be an exact imprint of your body in the mattress with it, because nobody else can fill that spot properly.
While we are at it, we can put your name on a sign, mounted above the pillow.
Nothing would feel better than your hand in mine right now, just lie with me tonight.
No, Actually
I’m not over the fact that I’m going to spend yet another New Years (and probably Valentine’s Day) in 2010 without someone. Yeah, it actually does bug the fucking hell out of me. What am I doing wrong?
Jesus, I don’t even have PLANS for New Years yet, let alone people to share them with.
I Noticed
Everyone who I have any romantic interest in at the moment, I haven’t actually met.
(turns on “Haven’t Met You Yet” by Michael Bublé)
It’s bad.. real bad. Shows how few decent guys there are around here.
At the End of the Day
It doesn’t matter that I’m miserable, or that I’m dealing with this pain because of you.
It doesn’t matter that I’m alone, and you’re with the one person that you knew would hurt me most.
It doesn’t matter that this is all just a ploy so that you can watch me suffer.
Because at the end of the day, it’s all because you really want me.
I Can't Breathe
I’ve been suffering from a simple cold for probably the past 5 weeks now, with a brief period in between where I thought I was over it.
I was wrong.
I am currently sitting in bed, coughing my lungs out, while my mom is trying to convince me I have pneumonia and that I have to go to the walk-in clinic. Fuck that, I have work in less than 3 hours.
Well Then
My wonderful friend just asked me what I was happiest doing.
It took me a minute to really think about it, but as soon as it came to me, I KNEW without question what it was.
Driving.
Is that pathetic?
Some Fuckin' People
I knew there was something up when I walked into the cafeteria at school yesterday.
One of those “bad ass” kids was ordering a wrap at the counter, and he was being unusually polite to the lady making it for him. Someone who I cannot normally walk past in the hall without being laughed at by, actually went so far as to say, “Thanks a lot!” when the woman granted his wish...
Listen Here, Steve Jobs
Get ready to have your face vomited on.
I’m not happy with iMovie, not happy ONE LITTLE BIT, sir. You DOWNGRADED from iMovie HD in Mac OS 10.4 to iMovie SHIT in Mac OS 10.5+ - and it fucking just spent the last 25 minutes uploading my video into GOD KNOWS WHERE.
Where is your logic, hmm? Do you enjoy giving your loyal customers SHIT PRODUCTS? Jesus Christ.
That said, I will never ever buy...
When is it going to be my turn?
(via chitownboiii)
“Can anybody find me somebody to love?”
– Somebody to Love - Queen
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Speaking of parties: have you ever grinded or been grinded by a guy? Have you ever done a body shot off a guy or had one done off you?
Grinding? Who hasn’t.
Body shots? Nope.
I’m not as rowdy as one may think.
Get creative!
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I’m having a party. and it’s in my pants. and you’re invited. Get ready to shake that tight ass like a salt shaker baby!
Sounds like quite the party!
Get creative!
...Yeeeeah
It’s really fuckin’ annoying when I say “Uhmmmmm” - wouldn’t you say?
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...”
– George Carlin (via liquidnight) (via bohemea) (via ichangedmymind) (via melissawright)
Who Wants to Buy Me This? →
It’s almost perfect.
But SPIDERS are black...
Jamie: Well the rope has to be black.
Sarah: No, it has to be white.
Jamie: …but spiderwebs are black.
Sarah: No… they’re white.
Jamie: But this one is black!
Sarah: That’s because it’s a Halloween decoration.
Claire: Jamie Basso has never been outside before.
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Do you like bears? Not the animal… haaahaha.
…hahaha.
Not really my thannnnng…
Get creative!
What..?
I just coughed and then choked on my cough. I thought I was either going to die or vomit. Or both.
“Oh Jesus Christ almighty, do I feel alright? No, not slightly.”
– Everything’s Just Wonderful - Lily Allen
“Was I out of line?
Did I say something way too honest?
Made you run and hide,...”
– Forever & Always - Taylor Swift
Oh Jesus
I’m pretty sure we have company coming over in half an hour… I haven’t dressed myself since I woke up, nor have I moved much from my bed… Cute. Oh and it’s 4:30.
Watchtwentyseconds:
scarlipop:
Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (Chew Fu H1N1 Remix)
Um fuck yes.
GLORIOUS.
